The idea is that one will primarily be my desktop system and the other will primarily run Linux VMs, but they'll have identical configs so that either one can do it all.

That will leave me with 128GB of DDR4 SODIMMs from the two laptops and my two old desktops, so I'll be looking for some cheap NUCs to complete the lab with a Linux cluster.

First Inspiron 16 is named Sana, new one will be Pomu.  The Inspiron 14 is Pina.  Yes, I do have a lot of new computers all of a sudden.

Side note: Two Dell Inspiron 16s each with 64GB RAM* and 5TB of SSD cost around $100 less than one 16" MacBook Pro with 64GB RAM and 4TB of SSD.  On the other hand the MacBook Pro CPU is around 8% faster, so Apple has that going for them.

* And a 6GB RTX 3060.

• Qualcomm's Snapdragon 8 Gen 1 is the company's flagship Arm v9 chip for 2022.  (AnandTech)
  
  You heard me.
  
  The chip contains eight Kryo cores, of which one is a Cortex X2 at 3.0GHz, three are Cortex A710 at 2.5GHz, and the remaining four are low-power Cortex A510 at 1.8GHz.
  
  It will be produced by Samsung on a 4nm process.
  
  CPU-wise it's almost the same as MediaTek's Dimensity 9000 - just slightly slower, which isn't great news for Qualcomm.

• There's no dumb 4K TV, just large-format computer monitors with integrated soundbars.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  The Philips Momentum 559M1RYV is a 55" 4k monitor with three HDMI inputs as well as DisplayPort and USB-C.  Refresh rate goes up to 144Hz, colour gamut covers 90% of DCI-P3, and it supports DisplayHDR 1000.  Plus an integrated 40W 2.1 channel soundbar.
  
  No Ethernet.  No WiFi.  No Bluetooth.  No networking of any kind.  And no operating system.
  
  So if you don't want your TV spying on you, this one is physically incapable of doing so.
  
  
  
• The Asus ROG Zephyrus Duo 16 G650 has Rembrandt.  (WCCFTech)
  
  That's the next generation AMD laptop chip with Zen 3+ cores and integrated RDNA2 graphics.  (The current Xbox and PlayStation use Zen 2 and RDNA2.)
  
  And a mobile version of the 3080 Ti.  Making the fast new integrated graphics somewhat redundant.
  
  
  
• Twitter has a new CEO.  What's the fastest way for him to drive the company into the ground?  (Stratechery)

  Actually charging for Twitter would, of course, reduce the userbase to some degree; moreover, there are a lot of users with multiple accounts, and plenty of non-human users on Twitter. And, of course, Apple and Google would take their share. Still, even if you cut the userbase by a third to 141 million daily addicted users —which I think vastly overstates Twitter’s elasticity of demand amongst its core user base — Twitter would only need to charge $4/month (including App Store fees) to exceed the $4.8 billion in revenue it made over the last twelve months.

  This guy is retarded.  If you charged people to access Twitter it would vanish overnight.  The blue checks would see their audience evaporate and they'd follow.
  
  There's a small core of lunatics willing to pay for Twitter, but that requires all the other lunatics to remain.
  
  A far better option is the one I proposed earlier this year: Allow users to bid to have other users banned.
  
  
  
• Tales of Seven Proxies.  (Mangadex)
  
  This stuff is only of interest if you run large public websites, but if you do - and particularly if you're on a tight budget - the volunteers running Mangadex produce a better tech blog than almost any actual tech company.
  
  
  
• Will we ever get rid of COVID-19?  No.  (Quanta)
  
  Nice, simple, to the point, and not what government officials want to hear.
  
  
  
• Twitter will ban sharing of photos and videos without the subjects' consent.  (ZDNet)
  
  This rule will be abused for political ends in 3... 2...
  
  
  
• AWS goes all in on serverless.  (ZDNet)
  
  There is no serverless, there is only someone else's server, which you now have even less control over than before.
  
  Plus it's probably in someone's bathroom.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  
  
• Microsoft, you are two trillion dollars worth of shit.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Which quote end-to-end encrypted unquote messaging apps can the FBI steal the data from?  (The record)
  
  Avoid WhatsApp, iMessage, and Line unless you for some bizarre reason trust the government.  Signal looks like the best option.
  
  
  
• UK regulators have ordered Facebook to divest Giphy.  (Axios)
  
  To preserve competition in the critical annoying blinking crap space.
  
  
  
• Why can I only order six bags of gluten-free jellybeans at once?  If they're going to be out of stock for weeks at a time, I'll happily buy a dozen when they are in stock.  The shelf life is something like a year after all.

Great guitar and bass work and a not nearly so great chorus.  This one must have absolutely saturated the radio waves in Australia when I was a wee Pixy because it's drilled into my brain when I wasn't really musically aware until the 80s.

I listened to a video of the top songs each month through the 1980s, and almost all of them brought up an associated memory.  That continues on through the early 90s, though by then I'd started listening to more stuff outside the mainstream and the Headless Chickens and Big Pig tend not to show up on music roundups like that.

They should though.



1970s mostly the reaction is, yeah, I've heard that, because who hasn't heard that?  But no association.


Disclaimer: Maybe I should have set this blog to cruise control.

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• Will Twitter become an ocean of suck?  (Matt Taibbi)
  
  Twitter CEO and ornamental hermit Jack Dorsey has resigned and everyone is wondering what this means for the world's favourite digital sewer, since he was - not kidding - leading the charge for freedom of speech as much as there is such a thing at Twitter.
  
  I respect Matt Taibbi as a reporter but I think he's being hopelessly optimistic here.  I can't think of any force that would raise Twitter to the level of being an ocean of suck.

• The SilverStone NighJar NJ700 is a 700W passive power supply.  (AnandTech)
  
  700W power supplies are nothing new.  Passively cooled power supplies are nothing new.  But a 700W passively cooled power supply - and one that doesn't have enormous radiator fins - is a nice trick.
  
  It don't come cheap though.
  
  
  
• Are there any 4K dumb televisions?  (Hacker News)
  
  Yes, but also no.  The best option is a large format computer monitor, and there's even a list.
  
  They don't come cheap though, for reasons we've seen.  (Such as Vizio making twice as much money from ads as from selling televisions.)
  
  And Samsung just demonstrated another reason you might want this.  (Hackaday)
  
  A warehouse in South Africa was robbed and thieves made off with a truckload of Samsung smart TVs.  So Samsung remotely bricked the lot of them.
  
  A lot of people don't think that should be possible.  Cars - which are supposed to move in the first place, and which can contain other valuable items, not to mention people  - maybe there's an argument for.  Home electronics not so much.
  
  Giving the end user some facility to configure their devices that way, sure.  Giving the manufacturer carte blanche, no.
  
  
  
• A survey of 7000 companies finds that only 3% rely on a single cloud provider.  (ZDNet)
  
  I wonder how much of that is planning to mitigate vendor lock-in, and how much is lack of planning and being captured by vendor lock-in, only at multiple vendors simultaneously.  I would guess mostly the latter.
  
  
  
• A proposed change to Ethereum gas calculations has been put forward to help deal with sky-high transaction fees.  (Cryptonews)
  
  This does not even attempt to right the sinking ship; it merely rearranges the deckchairs.
  
  
  
• Three ex-Google employees are suing the company for being evil.  (Vice)
  
  No, really.
  
  

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• And nothing of value was lost: The entire Moderation Team for the Rust programming language has resigned.  (.clue)
  
  The icing on the cake for this abject wankery (you might not want to eat that cake, by the way) is that the resignation was tendered via a pull request on GitHub.  (The New Stack)
  
  Even the (these days) consistently left-leaning Slashdot knows what's up.
  
  For example:

  Who would have had any kind of inkling that a bunch of SJW cancel culture jack-boots would throw a tantrum when they find out that they don't actually run everything, and that people who do actual technical work turn out to be the ones who matter?

  And:

  It is of utmost importance to me that a group of non-developers be put in charge of the brilliant developers creating one of the most popular new languages to ensure that they are never mean in a code review or utilize any banned language within their code base.

  Someone's paying attention:

  Watch some videos about what happened at Evergreen State College a couple years ago and get back to us about who's acting like assholes.

  
  
  
• Speaking of abject wankery, that second site, The New Stack, is filled with it.
  
  Data Fabrics for Engineered Decision Intelligence
  Edge Computing Integrated with Blockchain
  Why Cloud Native Is About Community
  Welcome to the "PRty": The All-Inclusive Pull Request
  
  
  
• Henceforth I shall refer to the filing of worthless pull requests as wanking - jerking off to my American friends - as in: Ted spent the entire afternoon wanking in his cubicle.
  
  
  

Tech News

• Another comparison of Intel's i7 12700K to the Ryzen 5800X and 5900X.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  To cut the story short - though it's worth reading if you want to buy a new computer with a specific purpose in mind:
  
  
• The 12700K is very good, and avoids most of the excesses of the 12900K. For most tasks it's nearly as fast and significantly cheaper
• AMD's chips are much more power-efficient, and it really looks like their multi-threaded performance is constrained more by power limits than the chip's capabilities.
• There's little reason right now to bother with DDR5 at all, which is good because there isn't any.
  
  
• The full list of non-K - mainstream non-overclockable - Alder Lake CPUs has been assembled thanks to multiple leaks by online stores around the world.  (WCCFTech)
  
  And if online stores in Bangladesh have the details, everyone does.
  
  Except for the 12700 and the low-power 12700T, none of these have the new Efficiency cores, just the full-size Power cores.  Which means that there's really only two new configurations: Four cores / eight threads on the 12100, 12200 (if that exists - I suspect it's a typo), and 12300; and six cores / twelve threads on the 12400, 12500, and 12600.
  
  For the average user even the low-end 12100 should be a very capable CPU.
  
  
  
• Pop psychology has killed the villain.  (UnHerd)
  
  Kills and skins puppies just to make a stylin' new coat?  That's because she was traumatised by a TV commercial as a child.
  
  Villains in stories are villains for the same reason that 1+1=2 in arithmetic: Because it works.  You can construct a system of arithmetic where 1+1=3, but it's pointless to do so because it doesn't relate to reality.
  
  Quite a good examination of trends in entertainment generally, pointing out that competent directors were aware of this danger and warned against it decades ago.
  
  
  
• GitHub went down again.  (Hacker News)
  
  As in: Ted was planning to spend the entire afternoon wanking in his cubicle, but GitHub was down so he had to actually do some work.
  
  
  
• We're doomed.
  
  
  
  
• Smoking a turkey with Prometheus, Home Assistant, and Grafana.  (BlockLoop)
  
  And a smoker.
  
  
  
• Python library of the day is Bokeh.  (Bokeh.org)
  
  This is a data visualisation library that lets you construct your graphs and charts - and entire interactive dashboards - in Python and display them as a web page, or a component within a web page.
  
  You don't need to do any direct JavaScript nonsense yourself, and it can produce some pretty sophisticated data plots.
  
  
  

Local News

In Which the New York Times Almost Wakes Up From Its Nap Video of the Day

I had Viva Frei playing on the second monitor while I ate lunch and skimmed the news for this roundup, so when that video ended and YouTube cued up another I didn't have many hands free to stop it and just let it play.  

After I minute I looked over to see which conservative or libertarian-leaning channel I had landed on, and was bemused to find that it was the New York Times.

There's clearer videos of this one in English, but it sounds better in the original Klingon, so that's what I went with.  Well, there's a 2019 performance which I think has one of the original band members, but that doesn't count.

This is one of the first I thought of when I started rounding up 70s songs as a commentary on the world's present economic and sociopolitical woes, and one of the things I immediately thought is that it would make a great mashup with Boney M's Rasputin.

Apparently it doesn't - Moskau has variable tempo, not a lot but enough to wreck the sync with any other song.  You can adjust the tempo of one song in a mashup as long as it remains consistent, like this:



But adjusting it from one verse is to the next is not only a whole lot of work, it changes the feel of the song and ruins the mashup.

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• Gluten-free chicken nuggets acquired.  After my fifth grocery order in two weeks.
  
  I also have bread and rice, so now it's just gluten-free breakfast cereal that's out of stock everywhere.  Well, the crappy brands are readily available, but inedible.  The good brands, which are Kellogg's and no-one else, are not to be found.
  
  
  
• Correlates of Coddling: How an entire generation of college students came down with brain worms.  (PsyArXiv)
  
  It's a psychological study following up on the 2018 book The Coddling of the American Mind.  Only problem is psychological studies are barely in a better state than those college students:

  A total of 812 participants began the study. After removing the data of participants who did not finish the study, the final sample consisted of 786 participants (653 female, 127 male, 6 other/unspecified).

  Yeesh.  No selection bias here.
  
  
  

Tech News

• The Seaberry is a mini-ITX carrier board for the Raspberry Pi CM4.  (Jeff Geerling)
  
  It has four mini-PCIe slots, four M.2 2230 slots, one M.2 2280 slot, a full-size PCIe x16 slot, and a PCIe x1 slot on the edge of the board for custom expansion.  Plus two Ethernet ports, two HDMI ports, and two USB ports.
  
  The only problem is that the largest model of the Pi CM4 - with 8GB RAM and 32GB built-in flash storage - costs $90, and this motherboard costs $435.  That's partly because it's a low-volume board for prototyping and hobby projects, and partly because the chip that expands the Pi to deliver all those PCIe slots costs $125 all by itself.
  
  Also it's not available.  The initial batch sold out in five minutes.
  
  
  
• This new Gigabyte power supply doesn't explode.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  It's still not great - it's about average - but it doesn't explode.
  
  Gigabyte had a batch - apparently a large batch - of power supplies that had the over-power protection cutoff set far too high.  Like protecting a 10A circuit with a 100A fuse; by the time the protection kicked in things were already on fire.
  
  This new model doesn't do that.
  
  
  
• California port truckers downing in supply chain inefficiencies.  (FreightWaves)

  "Our operations are normal and wait times are normal (no delays)," Bernando (communications director of the Port of Oakland) told FreightWaves.  "Who are you going to believe, us or the lying live camera view of the two mile long line of trucks waiting to enter the port?"

  Who indeed, Mr Bernando.  Who indeed.
  
  
  Hololive JP Gen 6's La+ Darkness next to Gen 4's Kiryu Coco
  
  
• AWS has reduced its bandwidth pricing.  (Amazon)
  
  By how much, you ask.  I have no fucking idea, I reply.  Not only does the official announcement fail to tell you, it doesn't even provide a link to the new pricing details.
  
  
  
• Lossless image compression in O(n) time.  (Phobos Lab)
  
  QOI - the Quite OK Image Format - is similar in its goals to PNG, with similar levels of image compression, but thirty times faster.  The difference for reading images is smaller but even there it's three times faster.  
  
  And the algorithm is dead simple - it's about 300 lines of C in its current form.
  
  
  
• That's racist: The Biden Administration has banned travel from eight African nations.  (Politico)
  
  South Africa, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Namibia, Lesotho, Eswatini-
  
  Now you're just making things up.
  
  Swaziland king renames country 'the Kingdom of eSwatini'.  (BBC)
  
  Apparently iSwatini was already taken.
  
  
  
• Samsung won't be offering a Note model next year.  (9to5Google)
  
  Seems to be a distinction without a difference, though, because the S22 Ultra is going to ship with a stylus and have the same little slot to hold that stylus.
  
  
  
• Microsoft cannot resist the urge to fuck everything up.  (Windows Central)
  
  It's only a few weeks since they broke the Windows 11 preview release with an ad, and now they are shoving buy now, pay later features into the Edge browser.
  
  No, you idiots.  To have any value at all your operating system has to be a neutral platform.  No fucking ads.  No fixed news streams.
  
  And if you offer a browser, the same rules apply.
  
  
  
• When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a museum on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp.  (New York Times)
  
  Just now figured that out, did you guys?
  
  Technically the Smithsonian was built on tidal mud flats within a coastal floodplain, rather than a swamp.  The swamp grew up around it.
  
  
  Hololive JP Gen 6's La+ Darkness next to Gen 4's Himemori Luna
  
  
• Reddit engineer details how the new M1 Max MacBook Pro can save devs time and money.  (9to5Mac)
  
  In short: We've forgotten how to do incremental compilation.  Bring back TurboPascal.
  
  
  
• JetBrains data tools have been updated.  (DevClass)
  
  As well as their IDEs for programming - IntelliJ for Java, PyCharm for Python, CLion for C, C++, Rust, Swift, and Python - quite good value if you can't afford the license for the entire suite, they offer DataGrip for managing database modelling and queries and DataSpell for data science.
  
  I got the suite license back when they made an unpopular licensing change and got an angry flood of emails, and walked the changes most of the way back.  So I'm grandfathered in at half price.  Since I spend all day every day with at least one of their IDEs open, it's worth it.
  
  
  
• MongoDB 5.1 is here, only not.  (The Register)
  
  If you're using their cloud offering, called hang on while I look this up, in which case you are an idiot because cloud databases are terrible, you have it now.
  
  Community users and also on-premises enterprise customers can apparently get fucked.

  Kimberly Wilkins, MongoDB technical lead at open source support and services company Percona, said release stability was a much greater concern among the developer base.

  She pointed out that MongoDB was only providing one major release per year for on-premises and via the community edition, "with all other dot point releases going only to their customers that are using Atlas."

  The versions following 5.0 "have been problematic for users so far," she claimed, with bugs impacting through to the release of MongoDB v5.0.3 on September 21, 2021.

  Those first three releases were all labelled with the warning: "MongoDB version 5.0.0 is not recommended for production use due to critical issues..." The bugs caused issues such as duplicate unique keys, omitting a page of data, data loss, and problems restarting.

  Yeah, I was wondering why the Percona release of MongoDB was stuck at 4.4.  The fact that 5.0 is broken and Percona tries not to release broken databases would explain it.
  
  I was going to be working on a migration to MongoDB 5.0, but got swamped with other tasks.  Sounds like that was a blessing in disguise.
  
  
  

• MariaDB 10.7 is in release candidate.  (MariaDB)
  
  I'm migrating everything from MySQL to MariaDB to take advantage of temporal tables, which are a bit of a pain when it comes to schema updates but a life changer when it comes to reporting and data safety.  I was working with 10.5, the last release to support TokuDB, but InnoDB with ZFS compression is just as good.
  
  TokuDB is apparently still supported in Percona's release of MySQL 8.0, but MySQL 8.0 doesn't have temporal tables.  Losing TokuDB means paying a bit more for larger, faster SSDs; losing temporal tables means writing and validating and maintaining equivalent code for every application you write.
  
  Not a hard choice.
  
  

• FastAPI is a lightweight Python web framework aimed at building APIs.  (FastAPI)
  
  Since that's my job - since that's supposed to be my job - this is of signficant interest.  I've been using CherryPy for years because it just works, but it doesn't provide the benefits some of the newer frameworks do.
  
  In this case, it's dramatically faster (in pure Python mode, anyway, but in production we run CherryPy under uWSGI so there's much less difference), uses Python 3 type hinting throughout so you don't need explicit parameter conversion, automatically generates OpenAPI and JSON Schema docs, and has built-in support for async and websockets.
  
  It's not an async framework, though.  Well, it is, given the way Python's async works, but you can code methods as sync or async as you please and it all just works so long as you don't cross the streams - don't use blocking calls in an async method or try to make async calls in a sync method.
  
  It's built on Starlette which runs on top of Uvicorn, which is the actual underlying async web server.

Pleading (relative) youth here.  I've heard this song innumerable times, but didn't know who it was by or what it was called.

Party Like It's Ninja Hololive Team Gatchaman Video of the Day

I think HoloJP Gen 6 counts as a success.  One day, one channel, 165,000 live viewers, 1.7 million total views, 317,000 subscribers.

Her name is La+ Darkness, and if you think that because she's some kind of demon girl that it's a pun on Laplace's demon then you're absolutely correct.  I'm not sure about previous generations but all the HoloEN Gen 2 names are multilingual puns, ranging from the obvious (avatar of chaos Hakos Baelz - Bae to her fans - is an anagram of Khaos Blaze) to the subtle (one possible meaning of Nanashi Mumei is nobody no name).

Also YouTube itself translates her name to Laplace which rather gives the game away.

On those height comparisons: Hololive provide the height and birthday for every one of their talents.  We know the official birthdays are adjusted for reasons of practicality, because a couple of them have had two birthdays in one year in their professional and personal capacities.  We don't have much direct info about the height, but it's probably something close to reality because they do concerts using 3D motion capture and adjusting the model heights and making everything sync up when the characters are interacting is way outside of what's practical for a live performance right now.  If they tried to do it, it would be immediately obvious.

Coco's human persona isn't as busty as she's depicted in 3D - I think she's the only one we have direct evidence of for that - and perhaps not quite as tall, but she can certainly pull off a Bayonetta cosplay.

All of which means that Gura, Luna, and Laplace are tiny.

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• Kremlin names the internet giants it will kidnap the Russian staff of if they don't play ball in future.  (The Register)
  
  Yes, I linked to this yesterday; the difference this time is that's not my wry observation on a straight news article.  That's the actual headline.
  
  Nice to see that someone else out there is awake.
  
  
  

• Most of the other tech news is about Black Friday / Cyber Monday deals which is annoying because (a) a lot of the deals suck and (b) my credit card got drained by work expenses this month and I don't get reimbursed until Tuesday.
  
  Fortunately the deals I really want to grab run until Thursday, so I will be picking up some new goodies next week.
  
  
  
• Testing faster, lower-latency DDR5 RAM.  (WCCFTech)
  
  Lower latency in this case means 36 cycles instead of the typical 40, but it's 36 cycles at 6000MHz rather than 40 at 4800MHz, so you do win on both counts.
  
  The results are, well...  
  
  For some tasks, such as file compression, it can be 50% faster than DDR5-4800, and 60% faster than even high-speed, low-latency DDR4-4400 CL16 modules.
  
  For gaming, the biggest differential between the slowest and fastest RAM tested on any game was a little under 3%.
  
  Also there's the slight problem that you can't get DDR5 memory anywhere.
  
  
  
• PHP 8.1 is out.  (PHP)
  
  Why?  Have we not suffered enough?
  
  
  
• New Linux malware hides itself in crontabs by setting its execution date to February 31.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  Which also means it's doomed to remain a pirate forever.
  
  
  
• Britain has introduced  - but not yet passed - legislation to ban default passwords on electronic devices.  (BBC)
  
  Good.
  
  
  
• Australia's minister of defense has won a defamation suit against a Twitter bluecheck who called him a "rape apologist".  (New York Times)
  
  The article lists a number of number of other cases, several of which seem to be not only clearly what sane people would consider protected speech, but objectively true.
  
  The self-same misbegotten bucket of hyena offal wants public legal funds for politicians to sue their detractors.  (Herald Sun)
  
  I think we're gonna need a bigger volcano.
  
  
  
• Walmart pulls children's toy that swears and sings in Polish about doing cocaine.  (CTVNews)
  
  What the hell?  Mark it up to triple price and you still won't be able to keep it on the shelves.

  "It's about taking five grams of cocaine and being alone … It's a very depressing song," Tanner said.

  A case of Val-u-rite and a stripper who has two vowels where you would normally find only one and you have the makings of a great holiday weekend.
  
  
  

• Hololive just announced holoX, which is their sixth generation of Japanese talents.  Where Prism went all Fractured Fairy Tales with their latest generation, holoX is pretty much Gatchaman in Vtuber form.
  
  The usual process is they announce an audition, and then you don't hear anything for five months, then there's a couple of teaser trailers before they announce the new talents and their debut schedule.
  
  This time they just went straight to Z; the announcement was four hours ago and the first debut stream is four hours from now.
  
  
  
  Meanwhile all the other generations are playing Pokemon.  They just got surprise blanket permission to stream - apparently - every Pokemon game ever, and they're not looking a gift Ponyta in the mouth.
  
  And yeah, I am thankful for Hololive.  They - and Nijisanji, and Prism, and Kson, and Vyolfers' little group - have been all that's kept me sane the past year or so.

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What they announced was Secret Society holoX - JP Gen 6 - debuting in, oh, about six hours.

• Slashdot linked to an Axios (spit) story bewailing the failure of the US Senate to approve the nomination of a communist to head up the country's banking regulations.  Not ever mentioning that she's a communist.
  
  A certain someone pointed out that she's a communist.
  
  And got voted up +5 Insightful.
  
  
  
• Speaking of communists, China has suspended Tencent from updating existing apps or launching new ones.  (South China Morning Post)
  
  Tencent is a holding company for a huge range of investments in both Chinese and foreign businesses - like Engulf and Devour, their motto is Our fingers are in everything.  They run WeChat, which has 1.2 billion users, and own 20% of Universal Music, and a huge list of other stuff.
  
  They were one of the most valuable corporations in Asia at the start of the year, close to the trillion dollar mark, before Chairman Xi knifed the economy in the front.
  
  And now they are not permitted to fix bugs in their apps.  I'm sure this will work out just fine for everyone.
  
  
  
• Speaking of communists and tech companies getting banned, miracle of miracles the Department of Commerce has actually been doing its job.  (The Register)
  
  Another 27 companies from China and Pakistan have been banned from doing business with the US - including one that has the exclusive distribution rights for HP servers in China.

• A roundup of DDR4 Z690 motherboards for Intel's new Alder Lake chips.  (AnandTech)
  
  Since DDR5 modules are as rare as hen's teeth in a bioreactor.
  
  
  
• Is it time for water-cooled RAM now that DDR5 is here?  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  No.
  
  
  
• Is my cat Turing complete?  (Belay the C++)
  
  The answer is yes, but just because you can perform computations with a cat doesn't mean you should.  
  
  
  
• Is it possible to smear paint on the wall without creating valid Perl?
  
  Yes.  (PDF)
  
  Although 93% of tested paint splatters, when passed through OCR software, did in fact produce valid Perl code. including the signature splatters from Nintendo's Splatoon, that still left 7% that did not.
  
  
  
• Online shoppers risk losing over $53 million to holiday scams, says the FBI.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  But I don't have $53 million....
  
  
  
• Europe must ban crypto mining, says Sweden.  (EuroNews)
  
  Big talk from a country whose newest prime minister didn't last a full day before resigning.
  
  
  
• The other CoCo colours.  (Vintage is the New Old)
  
  The Tandy / Radio Shack Color Computer 2 was my first computer back in '84.  It had, in theory, nine colours available.  But if you were willing to write directly to the video controller registers there were half a dozen more that you could find.
  
  Things have changed a bit since then.

This one confused me - I knew in my heart it was a 70s song, but it didn't show on the charts I was looking at.

Because it charted in Australia way back in '76 but not in the US until '81.



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• Bad news: DDR5 availability is a bad joke at this point.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Good news: It doesn't make any difference to typical workloads anyway, and where it does you'd be better off with a Threadripper or Threadripper Pro.  For games, DDR4 averages about 2% faster than DDR5 because of the high latency of early DDR5 modules.
  
  I checked two Australian online stores plus Amazon and Newegg, and none of them have any DDR5 RAM.  On eBay scalpers are charging between $25 and $80 per GB.  Decent DDR4-3600 modules from Corsair, Geil, G.Skill, and Team are readily available at less than $4 per GB.
  
  
  

Tech News

• No P-cores for you! (WCCFTech)
  
  If the listing here is correct, Intel is planning to flood the zone with low-power E (for efficiency) cores, while P (for power) core counts will remain static at 8.  The new 12900K has 8 P and 8 E, while next year's 13900K is expected to have 8 P and 16 E, and the future 15900K 8P and 32 E.
  
  That's...  Kind of mixed.  The advantage is that Intel's E-cores are half the speed of the P-cores (actually a bit more) while using one quarter the power and die area, so on multi-threaded test you are potentially better off with this flood the zone approach.
  
  The downside is that you have huge disparities in individual thread performance depending on which core a task lands on.  Bad enough on the desktop; chaos on a server.
  
  On the third side, while AMD offers a 16 core desktop CPU right now - since last year, though early on supply was pretty tight - it is clearly thermally constrained and would run faster given a higher power budget.
  
  
  
• GoDaddy leaked user profiles for 1.2 million WordPress sites.  (The Daily Swig)
  
  Sounds like rather a mess.  Usernames and passwords were exposed - plaintext passwords in some cases because they're stored in config files for the app, along with private keys for SSL certificates.
  
  
  
• You can't trust App Store review scores.  (The Verge)
  
  I mean, yes, we all knew that, but this is an interesting case.  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Yep.  All the positive reviews are reviews of the podcasts, not of Apple's podcast app, which people still hate.
  
  
  
• Samsung is building a new $17 billion chip factory in Taylor, Texas, just outside Austin.  (Yahoo)
  
  Not clear if this is for leading-edge production or for bulk production of older chips for embedded and automotive tasks - both are in short supply right now - but the price tag suggests it will be pretty up-to-date.
  
  
  
• India is planning to propose banning all private cryptocurrencies.  (Bloomberg)
  
  Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
  
  
  
• The US is playing me too.  (Bloomberg)
  
  The Federal Reserve, FDIC, and Office of the Comptroller of the Currency which I hadn't even heard of until Uncle Joe decided to nominate an unreconstructed Stalinist to the post, are working on regulations to roll out next year.
  
  On the plus side that might destroy the entire industry.
  
  
  
• How retarded are the retards at Axios?  All the retarded.  (Axios)
  
  They do eventually concede that there might be concerns with China's new privacy law, which places no restrictions whatsoever on the government while hampering private business.
  
  
  
• Russia meanwhile is demanding hostages from all foreign tech companies if they want to continue operations in the country.  (9to5Mac)
  
  That's a hell no from me.
  
  
  
• Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the new Macbook?  (Hot Hardware)
  
  PC reviewer reviews the MacBook Pro, is not impressed with that stupid notch.

Could have sworn this song was from the 80s, but no.  This video yes, but not the song.

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